Schmeek

A mixture of the words schmuck , and neek . it means that somone is an idiot and they're a geeky person

Oi you schmeek stop saying that.

by a1.xhmed September 23, 2019

Schmeek

Verb; To Smoke.

Dude, lets ride and schmeek real quick, I need a buzz.

by Equality7-1986 June 8, 2009

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"

by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024