S1000

SWAGGER ON A THOUSAND

MAN IM WITH THAT S1000 CREW BECAUSE OUR SWAGG ON A THOUSAND

by PSEUDONYM123812367891237891234 January 11, 2009

S1000RR

BMWs answer to the Japanese and Italian dominated superbike market. The motorcycle was introduced in 2009 and changed the superbike industry forever much like the originalbYamaha YZF-R1 or the original Honda CBR900RR FireBlade. It too revolutionised the superbike industry with it's amazing electronic rider aids, ever since the S1000RR's release, all other manufacturers notably the Japanese and Italians have been playing catch up. The S1000RR is also comfortable for daily use and features cruise control and heated grips, rare features on a super sportsbike. The bike is also well known for it's asymmetric face, which unfortunately, as a design, wasn't carried over to it's latest iteration. :(

Guy 1: Woah, is the a Gixxer???
Guy 2 : Nah, that's an S1000RR brah, way more sophisticated than that Suzuki squid machine.

by Carguy412 January 5, 2019

S2000

A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.

Matt powerdrifted through the twisties in his S2000 which left the lame ricers in the dust.

by Matt February 8, 2004

Sm000chie

Code for Whiskey and Soda, popular in San Francisco gay bars

I'll take one sm000chie please

by bigsm000ch June 22, 2021

S2000

The best thing Honda has done since the ITR and NSX-R. Best HP to Liter of any car ever. Come on now, we have to give Honda some props from gettin' 240ps out of a 2.0 liter inline four. There are many names for the Honda S2000, such as Sduce, S2k, S2, 2k, and I'm sure there are more, but those are the ones used most often. Also, not many cars can redline at 9k, even ones with 8 more cyliners, so again. Honda got it right with the S2k. If you're thinking of getting an EVO or STi, I may think twice, 'cause not many cars can redline at 9k and have a 6spd and can put their top down. Plus the sex appeal of the S2k is right up there with Ferrari. Most people even think it has a V6 or V8, which I think is pretty funny. I've never really been a fan of Honda, except for the s2k, ITR, and NSX R. The s2k was a great addition to the family in 2000.

"Fuckin' S2000s, I can't keep up even though I'm runnin' 65psi and NOS in my 5.0 V18 super back!"

by huh?ohokethn February 1, 2005

honda S2000

A brilliant little sports car with the highest naturally-aspirated displacement-to-horsepower ratio on the market. Hated by morons who fail to realize there are people with different interests, and torque isn't everything. The car produces 240 hp from a naturally-aspirated inline-four (and 152 ft-lbs. of torque with a surprisingly flat torque curve throughout the RPM range, which is quite a lot considering it weighs 2,800 lbs), which is mated to what is arguably the best and most clean-shifting 6-speed transmission on the market. The car has excellent handling due to the fact that it comes with a limited-slip differential and that it was designed from the beginning with an X-frame chassis as a convertible, so it is stiff, as well as light enough, to embarrass much more expensive sports cars on the track.

You need to realize that it's not all about muscle cars vs. whatever the fuck. We're all car enthusiasts, so we're all fighting the same battle: Us versus the law. Fuck your petty little arguments about torque and whatnot, if a car is fast, it's fast. The purpose of a Honda S2000 is to be a high-revving sports car, the purpose of a Mustang GT is to go quickly from point A to point B (in a straight line of course). So shut the fuck up, go out, and drive.

P.S. - I hate ricers.

by Oranjalow June 11, 2006

SF1000

A well known tractor designed by Ferrari. Competed in 2020 Formula One World Championship.

"I bought a new tractor made by Ferrari!"
"What is it?"
"A SF1000!"
"I'm sorry to hear that, I can throw a stone faster than it drives"

by Catinus Z February 2, 2021