S.V.A.

Standard vagrancy agreement. A mutual, often unsigned but nonetheless pivotal piece of excellent bureaucracy. The SVA defines the acceptable levels of vagrancy tolerated both regularly and on special occasions or acts of God such as Fridays or surprise Bat Mitvahs.

Can I park my trolley in your yard bro? I'd love to say alright but I must be confident of your vehicles vagrancy privileges as underlined your S.V.A. Sorry.

by T-Junktion October 4, 2008

S.V.A.T.D

Sad
Voys
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The
Disvo
A small sort of business enterprise in the making

Šmåłł ßëgįńñgïngš

Yo SVATD really out here RUNNIN SHIIII V
S.V.A.T.D-sad voys at the disvo

by Offvial S.V.A.T.D VRO-LEAD January 11, 2020

S.V.A.T

one of the best special forces in the world. Trained for every challenge.

The S.V.A.T will kick your ass

by whyareurunnin May 19, 2020

S.I.V.A.C.

Self-inflicted Victim Addiction Complex: A form of psychosis. Someone who is addicted to getting attention and pity by always being a victim, thus manifesting their inflictions by self-induction i.e. creating problems that only exist through suspicion, paranoia, and hypochondria, These problems are usually brought about when such a person has created a problem or infliction on another person in order to distract attention from their wrong-doings.

I really felt sorry for Keith until I saw what he had done to all of his ex's. Then I realized he suffers from an extreme case of S.I.V.A.C..

by Cyberobotic May 13, 2008

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

V.S.A

Violent Shit Attack--Painfull stomach cramps followed by a shock and awe campaign unleashed on an unsuspecting toilet.

diarreah uncontollable ass spasm spray mud violent diarreah reah

My stomach was in knots I knew I had to find a toilet fast otherwise I would unleash a V.S.A. in my underwear.

by VTJohnny April 8, 2007

V.S.A

Violent Shit Attack--Painfull stomach cramps followed by a shock and awe campaign unleashed on an unsuspecting toilet.

diarreah uncontollable ass spasm spray mud violent diarreah reah

My stomach was in knots I knew I had to find a toilet fast otherwise I would unleash a V.S.A. in my underwear.

by VTJohnny April 8, 2007