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A standard operating procedure (SOP) is a set of step-by-step instructions usually

Created by a supervisor to help workers carry out routine operations. SOPs aim to achieve efficiency, quality output, and uniformity of performance, while reducing miscommunication. These S.O.P.s are sometimes corrupted by higher-ups hell bent on proving their worth by placing said S.O.P. into a difficult to read and understand format and attaching their names to it in order to take credit for the work they did not do.
"How do you expect me to do this?"

"Use the S.O.P.s I created."

"Nevermind. The boss wanted his name on it so it's unless now."
S.O.P.s by Sirgivesashit May 3, 2023
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an acronym meaning "people shitting on other people" used in situations when either one group of people or person completley dominates another in a sporting event,video game etc. not unlike owning or pwning.

pronounced "peasoup"
-"Dude you just beat the shit out of those guys!"
-"Yea i know i P.S.O.O.P -ed em"
P.S.O.O.P by Brock H October 30, 2007

This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. 

S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!
Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.

This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed 

It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy
Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*

*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck

S.O.P.A. 

The real meaning of S.O.P.A. comes from it being spelled backwards A.P.O.S

Which translates to "A Piece Of Shit"
"What does S.O.P.A. stand for again?"

"What has Congress always been? A Piece Of Shit."
S.O.P.A. by The Anti Guy February 1, 2012
Definition: Very Special Other Person...(what is meant by phrase used in R&B singer, K. Michelle's song.
Sentence: I'm going to be spending my evening with my V.S.O.P.
V.S.O.P by Lady Mikko October 22, 2013

O.P.S.J. 

Its the abreviation for Over the Pants Squeeze Job. Or when a female gives the man a HJ over his shorts or underwear.
"Man where were you and Ashilie last night?"
"Oh I was at her house, getting an O.P.S.J.".
O.P.S.J. by Pus$AaYYEAta69 September 9, 2010
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