HJ

A good ol Handy Jesus. Yup that's it. It just means that Jesus is very handy at doing his job.

Oh man that HJ was so great in church. You know Giving me a HJ Is really nice and thoughtful of you.

by TottalynotJin October 6, 2017

HJ

handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand

Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D

by plantpolice August 14, 2007

HJ

A handjob.

Hey man! I said 20 for an HJ, not no measly 10.

by Dr. Rockso Baby December 28, 2009

HJ

Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.

Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.

by mhsimp February 7, 2007

HJ

Short term for Hungry Jacks (The Australian version of Burger King)

Billy: Ahh man I'm hungry for a burger, wanna go get some HJ's?

Tommo: Hell yeah

by Jimmy Man April 19, 2011

HJ

Bad Use: Hitler Jugend
means Hitler Youth in German

The German Youth was prepared and trained in the HJ. Worked somehow like the boyscouts, but it's only aim was war.

Good Use: Hand Job

My Grandfather was in the HJ.You can't say he is a nazi. He was forced to.

Yesterday she gave me a HJ

by Old Wise Man February 13, 2004

/hj

half-joking

A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.

A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj

by demonkoala October 14, 2020