Ryanc1

Ryanc1 is the biggest shrek simp in the world and LOVES roadman peppa pig 😍

Me: Hey let’s put roadman peppa pig on
Ryanc1: yesss hot 🤩😍
Me: also shrek 🤓
Ryan was never to be seen again

by Spoon.is.simp May 26, 2021

Ryancassandra Hypothesis

This is when a much older man dates a much younger, unattractive (and usually slutty) woman, because he is desperate.

John felt alone, so he went for a Ryancassandra Hypothesis hoping that a young girl would like him because he could drive and buy beers.

by pedobot January 14, 2010

Ryancooke

A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.

Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.

Person 2. It’s probably from that RyanCooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.

by Narreik September 21, 2023

ryancold

the goat of clash of clans aka ryan rich ass sexy nigga

damn ryancold just 3starred my base in clash of clans, my glorious rich handsome tall humble king never loses anyway

by therealktrap October 12, 2023

Ryanc

Ryanc is biggest shrek simp in the world

Me: Ryan do you love shrek
Ryanc- n-no BAKA

by Spoon.is.simp May 26, 2021

RyanCooley

Punk ass under cover cop

Don't be a ryancooley

by Frubie June 9, 2018

Ryan1949

Sexiest man on planet Earth.

Girl: Did you hear that Jenna and Ryan1949 made out last night?
Girl 2: Holy shit, she's so lucky! We should ask her how big his dick is!
Jenna: *teleports behind the two girls* 10 inches!

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020