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Ryancassandra Hypothesis 

This is when a much older man dates a much younger, unattractive (and usually slutty) woman, because he is desperate.
John felt alone, so he went for a Ryancassandra Hypothesis hoping that a young girl would like him because he could drive and buy beers.
Ryancassandra Hypothesis by pedobot January 14, 2010
A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.

Person 2. It’s probably from that RyanCooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
Ryancooke by Narreik September 21, 2023

ryancold 

the goat of clash of clans aka ryan rich ass sexy nigga
damn ryancold just 3starred my base in clash of clans, my glorious rich handsome tall humble king never loses anyway
ryancold by therealktrap October 12, 2023
Ryanc is biggest shrek simp in the world
Me: Ryan do you love shrek
Ryanc- n-no BAKA
Ryanc by Spoon.is.simp May 26, 2021

RyanCooley

Don't be a ryancooley
RyanCooley by Frubie June 9, 2018

Ryan1949 

Sexiest man on planet Earth.
Girl: Did you hear that Jenna and Ryan1949 made out last night?
Girl 2: Holy shit, she's so lucky! We should ask her how big his dick is!
Jenna: *teleports behind the two girls* 10 inches!
Ryan1949 by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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