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Ryancassandra Hypothesis 

This is when a much older man dates a much younger, unattractive (and usually slutty) woman, because he is desperate.
John felt alone, so he went for a Ryancassandra Hypothesis hoping that a young girl would like him because he could drive and buy beers.
A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.

Person 2. It’s probably from that RyanCooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
Ryancooke by Narreik September 21, 2023

ryancold 

the goat of clash of clans aka ryan rich ass sexy nigga
damn ryancold just 3starred my base in clash of clans, my glorious rich handsome tall humble king never loses anyway
ryancold by therealktrap October 12, 2023
Ryanc is biggest shrek simp in the world
Me: Ryan do you love shrek
Ryanc- n-no BAKA
Ryanc by Spoon.is.simp May 26, 2021

RyanCooley

Don't be a ryancooley
RyanCooley by Frubie June 9, 2018

Ryan1949 

Girl: Did you hear that Jenna and Ryan1949 made out last night?
Girl 2: Holy shit, she's so lucky! We should ask her how big his dick is!
Jenna: *teleports behind the two girls* 10 inches!
Ryan1949 by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020