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Ranchy Salad 

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's pubes
Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer

Ranchy Potato 

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.
"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"
Ranchy Potato by Smiffle March 9, 2014

ranchy-ass hoe 

When someone is just a dumb bitch and they get on your nerves, they just some ranchy-ass hoe.

"Got to hit 'em with that womp womp wah, womp womp wah. Ranchy-ass hoe, ranchy-ass hoe."
Person A: Ew, did you see Megs macking on that Sonic the Hedgeblogger?
Person B: Yeah, what a ranchy-ass hoe.
ranchy-ass hoe by lessThan3_Mischa September 28, 2008
Wild, Crazy, Extreme, Rowdy, Out of control!!!
We're going out and getting ranchy at the club tonight.
Ranchy by SDolls November 13, 2009

Ranchy Ear Drum 

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!
Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!
ugly, disgusting to appearance, a person that makes you want to vomit
"This boys uglier than ugly, he's just ranchy!"
ranchy by Amber November 12, 2003