Definitions by Crabby_Souls

Grandfather Jonathan 

guy 1: papa johns

guy 2: Grandfather Jonathan

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Grandfather Jonathan by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020

lilman

stupid idiot who messes up my funny trolls

FUCK YOU LILMAN

SHUT THE FUCK UP

lilman by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020

josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

josh nuts by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020

Ryan1949 

Sexiest man on planet Earth.

Girl: Did you hear that Jenna and Ryan1949 made out last night?
Girl 2: Holy shit, she's so lucky! We should ask her how big his dick is!
Jenna: *teleports behind the two girls* 10 inches!

Ryan1949 by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020

Crabby souls 

crabby gay lol xshagv

crabby souls is so gay fat

Crabby souls by Crabby_Souls October 16, 2020

Vreyne 

So be prepared for what I'm about to tell you. I like you. I'm a goddamn simp. OHIO was right and he probably doesn't even know. Now I'm pretty sure you're a minor but I hope you weren't lying when you said you were 12. Honestly I trust you as I trust Megamind, and I suppose that says something. But because of my feelings, I guess you could say my soul has become a cancer. Anyway but I seriously feel messed up for these feelings, and I really don't know what to do at this point. Telling you is my last desperate attempt to do something about the gay these feelings are causing. Now if it isn't obvious by now, I don't expect you to like me back. I expect the opposite if anything. I just can't continue to hang around you while I feel this way. I feel like Jared Fogle honestly. I've never felt this strongly about someone before. Hell, I have no idea what you look like and I still feel this way. (In case you feel you need to, no, you do not have to show you my face. I don't plan on showing mine.) Honestly though, if I were to guess your age I'd say you're 15, 16, or maybe even 17. You don't seem like a 12 year old. I feel you and I have some similarities. I have no idea why these feelings are so strong. I've never felt this way about someone before. I sincerely apologize, and apologize deeply if I've made you uncomfortable. For all I know I could be handling this shit very poorly, which if I am, at least I'll learn something.

Vreyne loves little kids.

Vreyne by Crabby_Souls October 16, 2020

cave_79 

Possibly the most powerful being in the entire universe

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT! IT'S CAVE_79! RUN!
Everyone else: dies

cave_79 by Crabby_Souls October 15, 2020