Rusky Trombone

It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.

After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!

by Jesterger November 12, 2018

rusty trombone

When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009

Rusty Trombone

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

by Hilznack October 4, 2005

the rusty trombone

a complicated sexual maneuver where the woman is on her knees while the male is standing up. the woman is behind the man licking his butthole while reaching her arms under his legs and consecutively jerking him off.

The rusty trombone sure felt good last night.

by #vaginemerker69 December 2, 2017

rusty trombone

Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.

Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?

by Ballicker October 18, 2008

Rusty Trombone

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.

by Andy Rush January 20, 2003

Rusty Trombone

Lickin' asshole and jackin' someone off from the back....

Why ya lips all shitty lookin' have you been givin' somebody the rusty trombone?? ?

by Me November 25, 2003