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ripped up 

A state of being exceedingly intoxicated through the consumption of hideous amounts of alcohol. Derives from the predictive text system used by mobile phones which has 'ripped' as the second (borno) word to appear when one enters the number combination 747733, meaning to enter 'pissed'. When out on the lash this word invariably ends up as 'ripped' because either the phone user cannot see the phone screen through the alcoholic fug or even sees three (borno) phones. Consequently, 'on the ripper' describes the intention to consume, or the physical act of consuming, extreme amounts of fermented liquids prior to the 'ripped up' state. Hence, 'The Yorkshire ripper', 'Sutcliffed', 'Jack the ripper', can all be used as synonyms.
The dwix was ripped up last night.

Fancy going out on a midweek ripper?

I am getting Sutcliffed.
ripped up by Yume89 August 20, 2004

Ripped Up Fireplace 

An unsightly vagina.
Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.
Ripped Up Fireplace by Oz May 25, 2006

ripped up sic 

This is a term often yelled by chavs to the retreating/wandering away backs of anyone who they feel they have just beaten at a round of verbal sparring/who has fallen foul of another person's wit or what the chavs take as wit, but is actually exasperation (this is much more likely, as it is very hard to be beaten by a chav at a round of come backs). Sic can either mean very very good or very very bad, and in this instance it causes this phrase to be translated as 'You just got thoroughly beaten in a slanging match'. It is also used when a chav has to buy time to look up in a dictionary what you just called them, or when they think that they have won an argument.
Example 1
Normal person: Would you mind passing me a ruler?
chav 1: Yer MUM!
chav 2: HA HA HA, you just got ripped up sic! *proceeds to do that intensely annoying thing that they do when they hold their hand above their head and make their fingernails click together*

Example 2:
Jimmy (Normal person): Sir, sir, what does 'assonance' mean?
Teacher: And that's why you're in the bottom set, Jimmy - we've been covering this for five lessons. Please pay more attention.
Chav: (No idea what assonance is either, but couldn't care less) HA HA, you just got ripped up sic! *immensely annoying hand thing*
ripped up sic by xx-Erin-xx October 22, 2007

Rumped up piece of steak 

A rumped up piece of steak is a old womans vagina that has been done over to many times. The woman is usually proud of her adventures and is pleased with her wide Holy Grail.
"Have you seen that fellas Nan I heard shes got rumped up piece of steak"

"I know and shes proud of it. I heard her husbands a porn star he's called Pepper Wigsel."

pillow ripped up 

A pillow that was ripped apart.
Tommy? Why is my my pillow ripped up?