Oz's definitions

Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

by Oz January 29, 2005

squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

by oz May 23, 2003

Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

by Oz March 16, 2003

kyke

1. A fish
2. A derogatory term for a Jewish person.

1. Lets go kyke fishing.
2. Bob: You're a kyke.
Jeff: (shoots bob in the ass)

by Oz March 24, 2005

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 3, 2005

Fahrenheit 911

A movie made by michael moore to use people who were affected by 9/11 or the iraq war against bush. A huge number of things moore said in this movie were complete and utterly false. If you hate bush, hate him for the right reasons, I am all for political debate but this is political ignorance on moores behalf.

Michael moore said there is 1 policeman guarding Oregons ocean line, gee let me think, don't we have a thing called the coast guard?

by Oz March 15, 2005

recliner

Something every man wants, fuck sitting next to people.

Hand over the La-Z-Boy recliner and no one loses a limb!

by Oz January 17, 2005