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A movie made by michael moore to use people who were affected by 9/11 or the iraq war against bush. A huge number of things moore said in this movie were complete and utterly false. If you hate bush, hate him for the right reasons, I am all for political debate but this is political ignorance on moores behalf.
Michael moore said there is 1 policeman guarding Oregons ocean line, gee let me think, don't we have a thing called the coast guard?
by Oz March 15, 2005
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When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.
My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.
by Oz October 10, 2003
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Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.
Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
by Oz January 19, 2005
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similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster
i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it
by Oz May 23, 2003
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THE man. We all want to have his babies. He is the manliest man ever to walk this earth.
Exactly my fucking point, stated by the fucking man himself, Freecorps.
-SniperNinja
by Oz September 29, 2004
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1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.
1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"
by Oz February 27, 2005
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I consider nerd talk to be leet or any other really annoying nerdy looking talk.
Billy: OMGZORZ U TOOKZOR MY MONEYZOR!
Bob: Uhh, SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD BOY, GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!
by Oz March 4, 2005
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