Oz's definitions

Jack Osbourne

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.

Damn, jack osbourne got a squeeky voice and he's like 18!

by Oz January 17, 2005

break up

To end a relationship

They will break up,because they dont have enough in common

by Oz August 18, 2003

Metrotard

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

by oz April 9, 2005

hyundai

A korean car company. I don't care much for them cept that tiburon is a mighty fine looking car.

Get in the car, now.

by Oz May 18, 2005

saturday night live

A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Billy Murray, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Tim Meadows, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and more.

Boy I remember the good ole' days staying up to watch SNL, now I can't stand the sight of Jimmy Fallon.

by Oz January 21, 2005

internet bad ass

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.

Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy

by Oz March 11, 2005

Lolzor

Laughing out loud zebras own rhinos.

bob: HEY!
john: LOLZOR!

by Oz January 6, 2005