Runched 

the texture of fabric when you got a mad wedgie in your bathing suit

Your bathing suit looks really runched sis

Runched by scuzzy vic May 26, 2018

Runched 

When you feel like you need to take a piss but can’t and get really frustrated.

Dude, I was runched last night. It was terrible.

Runched by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020

runched in the ass 

Runched in the ass (verb)

1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.

2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.

See runch

1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"

2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"

runched in the ass by Whitestripes DX December 6, 2004

Runcied 

To owe someone a large sum of money and agree to only pay them over an ridiculous amount of time. Derived from Broward School's superintendent Robert Runcie who owes high school teachers 40 million dollars and wants to pay them over a 20 year period.

Dave is pissed because Darren runcied his ass. He lost a $100 bet and is giving him 10 cents a week until he pays it off.

Runcied by Jim Notter September 4, 2013

Mug Runcher

Dyslexic Lesbian, this term can also be used to indicate lesbian with low IQ.

That butch Mug Runcher over at the bar is just so dumb she wears her dungarees backwards.

Mug Runcher by sue the rottweiler March 5, 2008

Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

Get ranched on by tjamestar September 25, 2010

ranched 

a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"

ranched by tornadotony May 22, 2010