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When you feel like you need to take a piss but can’t and get really frustrated.
Dude, I was runched last night. It was terrible.
Runched by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020
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runched in the ass 

Runched in the ass (verb)

1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.

2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.

See runch
1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"

2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"
To owe someone a large sum of money and agree to only pay them over an ridiculous amount of time. Derived from Broward School's superintendent Robert Runcie who owes high school teachers 40 million dollars and wants to pay them over a 20 year period.
Dave is pissed because Darren runcied his ass. He lost a $100 bet and is giving him 10 cents a week until he pays it off.
Runcied by Jim Notter September 4, 2013

Mug Runcher

Dyslexic Lesbian, this term can also be used to indicate lesbian with low IQ.
That butch Mug Runcher over at the bar is just so dumb she wears her dungarees backwards.

Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.
Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB
Get ranched on by tjamestar September 25, 2010
a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.
"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"
ranched by tornadotony May 22, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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