ranched

a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"

by tornadotony May 22, 2010

ranched

to act lazy or slack off

'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'

by lars43 February 23, 2009

ranched

to ejaculate all over your bitch

yo she wants my ranched carrot to spray all over her

by ranched September 05, 2016

ranched

The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.

My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.

by muff buster September 08, 2011

ranched

when you say something is yukky,
its very much the same as ranched
it can all so mean the sause that has ranch and mayo lol

the first example is "That boy is very ranched"

The second example is "when i go to hungry jacks i ike to eat ranch, but now i like ranched because its mayo too"

by TAY:) May 12, 2008

The ranch

A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.

Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video?
Girl 2- yeah, so glad she got sent to the ranch

Subscribe to PewDiePie

by Madisyn2304 February 07, 2019

The ranch

Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls

Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch

by The flower of your eye March 10, 2020