A jolly rauncher is when you put a jolly rancher in someone's twat with the end sticking out. When you go down on them it's there for you to suck as you lick the female. The taste of the rancher spreads as you use your tongue and it tastes incredibly good. Watermelon is the best flavor; sour apple is not recommended.

I got a great Jolly Rauncher last night. Freddie came over and put a watermelon candy in my pussy and licked me all night...it was incredible.

Jolly Rauncher by "No Good There" Craighton October 1, 2007

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Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

Get ranched on by tjamestar September 25, 2010

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ranched

a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"

ranched by tornadotony May 22, 2010

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raunchetto

A mixture between raunchy and ghetto. Often used as a synonym for rachet.

Tanya's bag was so raunchetto, I nearly barfed.

raunchetto by Twoey November 27, 2012

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