runcher

Arising from a wasted slurring of the two wonderful words "rug muncher", a runcher is someone who devours something with the voracity of a lesbian on heat piling mouth first into pussy.

Related to the mysterious and as yet undefined "duncher"...

"Yo, you are a such a fucking runcher!"
"He runched that down"
"Im so goddamn runchy today!"

by JM 2201 February 12, 2006

Mug Runcher

Dyslexic Lesbian, this term can also be used to indicate lesbian with low IQ.

That butch Mug Runcher over at the bar is just so dumb she wears her dungarees backwards.

by sue the rottweiler March 5, 2008

Mug Runcher

See rug muncher .
One who switches positions when munching the rug.

John: Jenna, you're a Mug Runcher !
Jenna: Yes I am, Becki loves it and so do I.

by AndyPansy May 1, 2020

Slime Rancher

Oh, only the best game ever! You step into the shoes of Beatrix LeBeau, a plucky girl who lives in The Far, Far Range, round up kawaii slimes, place them in corrals, feed them their favorite foods, collect their plorts, and the best part about it is that you can sell them, make largos, or make awesome gadgets! It's also a game about exploration, so you'll discover new locations and new types of slimes as you travel the range! You can also make trades with fellow ranchers, such as Odgen Ortiz, Victor Humphries, and Mochi Miles! Go buy yourself a copy of Slime Rancher if you haven't played it before! You're gonna love playing Slime Rancher as much as I do! X3

Phil: Wow, I love playing Slime Rancher! I made a Honey Hunter largo recently!
Chad: Yeah, Chad loves Slime Rancher, too, man. Digging the Ancient Ruins.
Wordington-Chan: Ooh, me too! I love the Tabby Slimes, the Glass Desert, and BOb the rancher. I wanna be a Slime Rancher when I grow up~! <3
Phil: Three's a crowd, then! Ha, ha!
Johnny: Talkin' 'bout Slime Rancher, eh? I recently collected all the Gold Plorts from the vaults.
Everyone else: Cool! :D
Johnny: I also love Monomi Park. Wish they could make more games, though...
Phil: Don't we all? ;3

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018

Hobbit rancher

Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .

Damn that's one of the best Hobbit Ranchers I've even seen!!!

by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017

Dusty Rancher

A dusty rancher is a person who likes to have vile gas passed in their face while they perform oral sex.

Tom realized he was a dusty rancher when Tina farted in his face and he liked it.

by sacredburro November 17, 2011

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.

Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!

by ausxau June 18, 2017