Rumbone

When a male consumes alcohol and his penis cannot get fully erect.

my girlfriend hates to give me a bj when I drink hard liquor, I end up with a rumbone, and she has to suck on it forever, and it still wont get hard!!!

by shiatbiatch September 10, 2010

Ramboner

When watching action movies one becomes aroused due to the sheer manliness of the event.

When that bus full of school children blew up I got a raging Ramboner

by carolejonchris March 3, 2008

Rambone

A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.

Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.

by Ned December 24, 2003

rubone

to masturbate furiously

etymology: unknown, however two possibilities exist
1. combination of "rub one" (from "rub one out")
2. combination of "ru" (the ancient sanskrit prefix for 'self') and "bone"

yo man, i was so stressed to get my college applications back that i just ruboned all night

by vicviod March 21, 2016

Rambone

To have sex with someone with the power and finesse of John Rambo. The act of Ramboning needs to be performed with care, as it is possible for the amount of sheer power involved to cause complete bifurcation of the receiving partner.

I totally ramboned this chick last night.

by Rambogasm February 5, 2012

rombone

An erection resulting from viewing a romantic movie.

Billy's rombone made his popcorn tip over as he watched The Notebook.

by BonQueefQueef October 23, 2011

Rambone

Sticking your boner up a friends ass while sleeping over at their house.

Jeremy was passed out on the floor so i went for it and gave him the ol' rambone.

by Ramboner February 17, 2003