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ramboner 

A random boner that you get for no reason at all, like nothing has brought it on but you just happen to get one.

not to be mistaken for a real one... :)

You immediately want to RAM it down so now one sees or tuck it into your boxers and make sure it can't be seen easily. very humiliating at public events or family occasions where you feel least aroused or bonerific ;(
(listening to music or any other activity with friend)

what the?....

friend "what"

"ramboner"

friend "not cool, man...."
ramboner by IEatSTIs October 14, 2009
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ramboner 

Damn I was thinking about Jane and it gave me a RAMBONER while in school.
ramboner by Juan Feliciano February 3, 2008

ramboner 

the douche at work that can do anything by himself; chronic liar; the one upper
Did you here ramboner's story today? What is it this time? He is able to squat his high school max... 1000 pounds.
ramboner by My name Mudd September 9, 2009

Ramboner 

That kickass manly feeling you get frrom watching a Rambo movie (preferably the latest one). Usually result in a large (not gay) boner. Also known as the type of boner rambo gets. Its very discreet, since he shows no emotion.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude i just saw the newest rambo and got an enormous ramboner.
Guy 2: I would have too if I were you.

Example 2:
(Blonde girl from latest movie touches Rambo's arm)
Bgflm: Did you just pop a-
Rambo: Burmesian's head off? Yea
Bgflm: Oh... thats what i was gonna say...
Ramboner by Poncho329 September 6, 2011

Ramboner 

A nut job attacker in Guns of Boom, a lover of manly movies who gets wood from violence and a hybrid element of balls & juice.
Dog, I played Ramboner in GoB, that sucker comes @ ya like Stallone on steroids! I got wood just playin’ wid ‘em.
Ramboner by Ramdumb June 26, 2018
A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.
Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.
Rambone by Ned December 24, 2003