rubone

to masturbate furiously

etymology: unknown, however two possibilities exist
1. combination of "rub one" (from "rub one out")
2. combination of "ru" (the ancient sanskrit prefix for 'self') and "bone"

yo man, i was so stressed to get my college applications back that i just ruboned all night

by vicviod March 21, 2016

rub one out

masturbate. literally, rub until you orgasm.

also known as "rub it out"

Damn, that made me really horny. I'm gonna have to go rub one out.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

reboneder

Noun. the boner you get for a girl who looks sort of like your ex-lover/crush/etc.

Etymology: "Rebound + Boner"

You: You know that girl kinda looks hot.
Friend: No man. She's just okay.
You: Yeah, she just resembles my ex a little.
Friend: REBONEDER.
You: CAN YOU BE A MORE CONSIDERATE FRIEND?

by sadlittleboy January 15, 2010

rubenesque

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.

"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."

by daniel milw May 24, 2006

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

Clitoral rubover

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover

Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.

by Ms. Base October 4, 2010

Roboner

When a person derives sexual satisfaction from activity with or being in the presence of robots.

George Lucas has such a Roboner for R2D2; he includes him in every scene!

by Volibar December 7, 2009