Ned's definitions

camel kick

An alternate definition for donkey punch. Common in the US Mid-Atlantic region, although derided by "donkey punch" purists who need to consult H.L. Mencken's works on the development of American English.

"I had to file for disability benefits," Mabel said, "after Ned delivered a particularly powerful camel kick one night atop a sawhorse."

by Ned September 30, 2004

boonking

A prostitute's practice of receiving payment for an unusual sex act to be performed in the john's vehicle, and then bolting from the car before holding up her end of the bargain.

Named after a famous New Jersey practitioner, herself nicknamed after her drug of choice: boonk. See "Terry Richardson's Dark Room," "The New York Observer," 9/20/04.

"I had to pay for my dinner date," confided Mabel, "because Ned was the victim of a boonking."

by Ned September 17, 2004

Hong Kong sleepover

The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.

Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.

by Ned March 26, 2003

o's

'The O's' is the nickname for East London footie club, Leyton Orient. Also for their rather nondescript hooligan crew.

by Ned September 20, 2003

bloody sanchez

The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.

The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.

Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.

by Ned November 17, 2004

boy meets world

a show about a boy, cory matthews, growing up in the suburbs of philly with a best friend, shawn hunter, who lives in a trailer and is gorgeous cory also has a life long girlfriend named topanga lawerence and lives next store to his teacher mr. feeny, cory also has a brother eric who is cuter then shawn and stupid....all in all boy meets world is awesome and i wish i were a part of the cast

boy meets world defines me

by ned November 14, 2004

Rambone

A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.

Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.

by Ned December 24, 2003