Ruffledge

A form of being ruffled.

I got so hammered at the Real Madrid game that I overslept and missed the Dali and Goya exhibitions at Reina Sofia Museum. This has caused some serious ruffledge.

by Ronaldo's Mate November 20, 2013

rufflegged

To be stupid or a retard. An immediate person with no sense of direction or doesn't care at all about anything.

Bro, your Rufflegged and you stink. Brooooooo!!!

by Peyton/Kobe/Ryley/and Jerel March 31, 2015

rutledge

The butt end of a carrot.

“Said Mrs. Carmichael to her 17-year-old daughter, ‘if you are going to pleasure yourself dear, be sure to use the edible end of the carrot, not the rutledge’”.

by Jackson Hammer January 20, 2020

Henry Rufflefield

Henry Rufflefield is the king of all mankind, but his official title is Prime Minister of all mankind. He was born in the time before Jesus, and he is the cause of every negative thing in the history of the world.

"Oh! An apple! Adam, Eve, will you partake?"

by Don Quixote April 2, 2005

Rutledged

To pretend your absolutely wasted, more than any one else, and attract as much attention to yourself even if you have only had a couple of beers.

Ah man, last night he was rutledged.

by Graham1993 November 18, 2009

ruffled grouse

a bird-like, annoying girl that talks too much about her menstruation cycle in public.

I'm tired of hearing about that girl's period, she is such a ruffled grouse!

by Karl Eller February 10, 2010

Rutledge

(Verb) To pull just enough of a penis out of one’s mouth to apologize for an offense. Variation on the “Milton Berle” (pulling just enough of one’s penis out to show that it’s larger than another, but no more)

Named after Rutledge, PA, where local legend holds that one of the town’s namesakes regularly offered oral sex to avoid punishment from law enforcement.

“Dan’s going to have to Rutledge me for forgetting his manners.”

by LukesLeagueChamp November 26, 2019