Ruassian 

An Asian-looking Russian

(Tourist talking to a Ruassian)

- Where are you from?
- Russia.
- No way! I thought you were from China or something.
- Born and raised in mother Russia baby.

Ruassian by adry803 June 2, 2015

Russian Reactive Armour 

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.

The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023

Russian President

The Russian President is the person in charge of Russia. The current Russian President is Vladimir Putin, but not for long. In 2020 the Russian will Vote Kokichi Ouma as their new leader

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Russian President?
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is

Russian President by Vote Kokichi Russian President May 17, 2020

Scratch the Russian 

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.

Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.

Scratch the Russian by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.

It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

Russian Propaganda Zombies by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022

Russian Hackers

A new buzzword/ boogeyman of the U.S. Can be added to the list of stereotypical enemies of the United States such as terrorists and communists.

A computer just got hacked? It has to be Russian Hackers!

Russian Hackers by Assassin aprentice December 16, 2016

Russian bagel 

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

Russian bagel by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014