Roxton

Roxton is known to be a posh man with a posh accent. He is addicted to golf, and practises everyday to make sure his swing is perfect. They like to drive around in their Jaguar whilst wearing golf shoes. Golf is his life.

"Wow look how good he is at golf!"
"Yeah, he must be a Roxton"

by Sanwiches July 12, 2017

Roxton

Roxton is that one guy in every group who is rich and posh. Roxton is super hot and pimps all the hoes. He is also very funny and will protect his friends and family with aggression.

Breaking chains and Blazing trails
Spending Loads and Pimping Hoes
Grace and Grit. Never Misses.

This motherfucker will beat up your dad and your brother after which he will fuck your mom and your sister one after the other and leave them both wanting more.

Hey, It's Roxton! Do I look pretty?

Roxton is here quick, Do I look good?

by Horselldoller November 24, 2021

hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.

Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

by Osama Obama September 21, 2007

Rotonian

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.

The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

by JZJ April 23, 2006

rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Roton

Slang for a rotation student - a first year graduate student who rotates through a variety of labs before choosing the lab in which they will perform their thesis research. They are often abused, given scut work and mundane tasks that no one else wants to do. Combination of the words "rotation" and "moron". Similar to the compound word "touron".
There are also different kinds of rotons:
(1) The Fragile Roton ("I hope they like me - I will bring food one day or buy them coffee")
(2) The Overachiever ("Yes I will get a publication out of my rotation work.")
(3) The Bulldozer ("Move out of my way and I will show how science is done.")
(4) MuddFudd a.k.a MD/PhD ("Don't worry, I will always have medical school as my backup plan.")
(5) The Mute (...............sigh...........)
(6) The Kiss-ass ("Yes I agree you are so smart! What else can I do for you today?")
(7) Dr. Crick (His ego is so big and name drops like there is no tomorrow)
(8) Pigpen (leaves a dirt trail everywhere they go and you end up cleaning up after them)
(9) The Serial Killer (is super clean and organized and extremely accurate. Discovers things in your work you weren't aware existed. You worry he may kill you one day because you are so dirty and disorganized.)
(10) The Socialite (Always talking and shooting the shit. Entertaining but hard to motivate to do work.)
(11) The Mule (Works their tail off and you feel guilty for giving them more work. But you do it anyway.)

I have a roton working with me this term. He is a total kiss-ass so I am giving him the most boring experiments I can think of to keep him busy.

by nerak November 18, 2009

Rotton Crotch

Stank ass smelly hooker pussy dripping with festering STD's.

Joey Hash fucked some nasty rotton crotch last night and has a cold sore on his face now.

by fingerbangyourasshole December 20, 2008