When a person thinks they are an intellectual, but in reality are just extremely insecure about their penis size.
Tom: Hey man is that Paul over there macking it to that girl?
Bob: Yeah but I wouldn't worry about it hes pulling a Rotondi.
Bob: Yeah but I wouldn't worry about it hes pulling a Rotondi.
by Rotundafied October 18, 2012
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They are most indefinitely made by collapsing stars and some have densities greater than one hundred thousand black holes. There is a coinflip on whether people like them or not, but the coin seems rigged sometimes because more times than not the one who has a personality and interests gets the side where nobody likes them when pitted against the other one who has less of a life than a pile of solid water.
They are all also usually suspiciously early when going places because they have the ability to see the future.
They are most indefinitely made by collapsing stars and some have densities greater than one hundred thousand black holes. There is a coinflip on whether people like them or not, but the coin seems rigged sometimes because more times than not the one who has a personality and interests gets the side where nobody likes them when pitted against the other one who has less of a life than a pile of solid water.
They are all also usually suspiciously early when going places because they have the ability to see the future.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.
The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.
by JZJ April 23, 2006
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A one upper.
A Billy Better way.
A one upper.
A Billy Better way.
Pivetz cooked a delicious moushpeenie last night, but Tony Rotondoed him and insisted that his was 1000 times better.
by Capt. Moushpeenie May 13, 2018
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He's her Rotonic friend. She's in love with him, but won't pursue a relationship with him, fearing the risk of their friendship. Don't want to be with him, but don't want no one else to have him neither.
by The BOP February 27, 2014
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