Rosturbating

A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.

Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?

by BrokeN! September 20, 2010

rasterbating

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.

"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."

by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008

rapsturbating

Masturbating to rap music

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun

by th3legitbeast May 1, 2014

roflturbating

1. The act of rofling and masturbating at the same time.

Person1: You know what i really feel like doing right now?
Person2: what??
Person1: roflturbating
Person2: *Shakes head and walks away*

by Rapat December 28, 2007

rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.

"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"

by MJEFF October 3, 2011

Rosterbating

Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.

I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.

by WillFos May 9, 2013

Hosturbating

The act of women cleaning themselves like a cat.

"So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"

by AgentYang May 15, 2013