rashturbating

When a man masturbates until he gets a rash

"John was walking funny because he was rashturbating until 4:00 am"

by DootyPantsMcGee January 30, 2015

Hashturbating

A term used by members of the drinking/running club called the Hash House Harriers. It occurs when a member of such club is either excessively talking about hashing or tediously planning a hash trail.

Hasher 1: Where is Penis Fly Trap?
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!

Or:

Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.

by P3nis Fly Trap April 30, 2015

rasterbating

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.

"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."

by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008

Rosturbating

A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.

Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?

by BrokeN! September 20, 2010

rapsturbating

Masturbating to rap music

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun

by th3legitbeast May 1, 2014

Rasturbating

The process in which several sheets of paper (Each a different part of one picture) Are printed out, and then assembled to form a whole picture. Similar to puzzle making.

Guy1:Hey dude, what'ya doing?

Guy2:Just Rasturbating.

Guy1:Making a megaman poster I see.

Guy2:It's gonna look awesome when I put together all of the separate pieces.

by 60jack500000 January 19, 2012

rapsturbating

Braggadocious rapping.

Mainstream rapping is mostly rapsturbating.

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015