"So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"
by AgentYang May 15, 2013
Get the Hosturbating mug.A term used by members of the drinking/running club called the Hash House Harriers. It occurs when a member of such club is either excessively talking about hashing or tediously planning a hash trail.
Hasher 1: Where is Penis Fly Trap?
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!
Or:
Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!
Or:
Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.
by P3nis Fly Trap April 30, 2015
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When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
by Long Tao November 3, 2007
Get the ghosturbating mug.A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.
Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?
by BrokeN! September 20, 2010
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Get the Hamsturbating mug.He was nosturbating in class.
by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008
Get the Nosturbating mug.The act of stopping a couple strokes early whilst masturbating so as to enjoy the some of the initial orgasm without actually ejaculating and compromising the load of your next full on session. the name is a pun, meaning you don't all the way MASTurbare, but you MOST-urbate.
Gabe was was in the mood to tug it, but didn't want to bust a nut until at least tuesday, so to hold himself over a while he closed the drapes, turned the picture of himself at 5 years old with grandpa away and started mosturbating
by GrossWurdz4u November 25, 2011
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