Roputin

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The act of committing arson in a public washroom.

3 months in prison for committing Roputin

by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021

Nightly Routine

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.

*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.

by Genius123321456654 March 22, 2020

knee slap routine

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”

Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)

by Sandwich Lovers June 11, 2018

Reputincan

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.

When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.

by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019

Nightly Routine

The act of jerking off before bed.

Don’t talk to me if I have completed my nightly routine!

by Namssa96 March 21, 2020

Routine

An arbitrary word used by management officials to blur the lines of clarity when clearly losing an argument with an employee or an employee organization or when implementing something without a clear need to do so.

That issue isn't worth addressing. It doesn't happen routinely nor does it rise to the threshold of what we would consider routine.

by Ricky Road March 4, 2019

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014