routing

(verb) to smoke weed while driving

"We went to jail because cops pulled us over for routing."

by Dan Tomaszewski February 12, 2008

routing

to leave a place and travel to another one, typically by using public transport.

adam: i'm routing rn

by dankk4 April 20, 2018

routing

to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.

adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*

by darjeelingdarling April 13, 2009

route

to drive around aimlessly while smoking marijuana usually with other people, but can be done alone

There's nothing going on tonight, so we're just gonna route all night.

by Stevie P June 11, 2006

The route

Series of connected roads most commonly used to transport drugs and take part in the action.

Do you want to hit the route with this GB?

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

routes

The different paths a penis can take to maneuver through the various defenses crafted by women to protect their end zones.

Cam Newton thinks it's funny to hear a female talk about routes .

by Puntmuffer October 06, 2017

rout

In a battle, a rout is a complete desertion of a unit of troops. As apposed to a fall back or a retreat, a rout involves litteraly legging it as far and fast as possible. Used often by the french

The soldiers were so afraid they chose to rout.

by Vito21 June 22, 2006