routing
routing by Dan Tomaszewski February 12, 2008
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routing
to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.
adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*
routing by darjeelingdarling April 13, 2009
Bowel Routing
When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.
"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."
Bowel Routing by ObjectivityRach July 29, 2015
Nightly Routine
The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.
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rotting stiffs
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