routing

(verb) to smoke weed while driving

"We went to jail because cops pulled us over for routing."

by Dan Tomaszewski February 12, 2008

routing

to leave a place and travel to another one, typically by using public transport.

adam: i'm routing rn

by dankk4 April 20, 2018

routing

to vegetate while watching tv. implied that your brains are on a direct route to the tv, and that nothing else is going on.

adam: what are your plans tonight?
shaniquah: i plan to sit on my ass, routing watching lost.
adam: that sounds positively intellectual.
shaniquah: it's the season finale!
adam: *eyeroll*

by darjeelingdarling April 13, 2009

Bowel Routing

When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.

"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."

by ObjectivityRach July 29, 2015

Nightly Routine

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.

*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.

by Genius123321456654 March 22, 2020

bed rotting

The gen z term for staying in bed for days on end, binging on Netflix, Tik Tok and Hinge

Hey man, where have you been these days? Sorry, brother , I’ve been bed rotting!

by Chriso! June 2, 2023

rotting stiffs

A group of zombies or bunches of zombies and or a name for zombies in general.

"Look at those rotting stiffs over there".

by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008