Roging 

To sing, hum, or play a song in the manner of a Roger. Specifically Hank Greene or anything else to annoy or irritate others, and will not stop. When roging looks adorable with a Bonnie.

Person 1: *roging*
Person 2: Will you stop roging Hank Green?
Person 1: No!
Person 2: You and Bonnie would look cute together!

Roging by Pramithia November 9, 2012

Rowing 

The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.

"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)

Rowing by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012

raging groupon 

an obsessive desire to participate in the latest groupon deal

I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?

raging groupon by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON by The Website February 26, 2013

Rogging

To raw dog.

> Chris is rogging Olivia right now.
> That test just rogged me in the ass.
> I'm gonna rog a girl at the club tonight.
> This class is rogging me.

Rogging by BigDickElay December 13, 2021

Stanford Rowing Team 

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

Stanford Rowing Team by hickoryB October 21, 2013

Front Rowing 

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

Front Rowing by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019