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Huge cock that destroys anyone in its path
What a huge Roadcap size cock
Roadcap by PapiEthan05 November 27, 2018

Roadapple 

Noun; a fragrant fruit that grows on pavement. Seeds come from a horse's rear end. The fruit is piled in moist sticky clumps brown-green in color, shades may vary depending on freshness. When very ripe the color is a deep chocolate brown, but the flavor is very distinct from chocolate, gives off a rich aroma of digested hay and oats, texture is soft and moist. also seen as a byproduct of buggy traffic. Useful in making roadapple pies, an Amish delicacy. Can be harvested in Shipshewana.
"I can't wait to visit Shipshewana to smell the scent of fresh roadapples and eat some roadapple pie!"
when you lift weights and you get crazy viens stickin' out all over your arms, legs, head/neck, chest, etc.
Jeremiah: "Holy shit! whats on your arms?!"
Joseph: "Haha man, i was just doin' some curls and the roadmap came out."
roadmap by treesitter January 9, 2010
Using the word 'roadmap' can be a replacement for such words that describe a person's liking to a situation such as awesome, cool, sweet, tubular, groovy.
Rosie: "That sure was a good movie!"
Bryce: "Yeah! It was roadmap!"
roadmap by Alec W January 22, 2007

Roadaphila 

When a person has an unnatural obsession for rodents (i.e chipmunks, goofers, meerkats, sewer rats) touching their private parts
I heard your mom has a chipmunk on her dildo, crazy bitch has roadaphila.
Occurs when you stretch your sack over the face of a camping size flashlight. When you turn on the light, you can see all the roads.
I think we're lost. A roadmap sure would come in handy right about now.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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