Noun; a fragrant fruit that grows on pavement. Seeds come from a horse's rear end. The fruit is piled in moist sticky clumps brown-green in color, shades may vary depending on freshness. When very ripe the color is a deep chocolate brown, but the flavor is very distinct from chocolate, gives off a rich aroma of digested hay and oats, texture is soft and moist. also seen as a byproduct of buggy traffic. Useful in making roadapple pies, an Amish delicacy. Can be harvested in Shipshewana.

"I can't wait to visit Shipshewana to smell the scent of fresh roadapples and eat some roadapple pie!"

Roadapple by I'm Drinking Rum While November 23, 2015

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roadmap

when you lift weights and you get crazy viens stickin' out all over your arms, legs, head/neck, chest, etc.

Jeremiah: "Holy shit! whats on your arms?!"
Joseph: "Haha man, i was just doin' some curls and the roadmap came out."

roadmap by treesitter January 9, 2010

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roadmap

Using the word 'roadmap' can be a replacement for such words that describe a person's liking to a situation such as awesome, cool, sweet, tubular, groovy.

Rosie: "That sure was a good movie!"
Bryce: "Yeah! It was roadmap!"

roadmap by Alec W January 22, 2007

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Roadaphila

When a person has an unnatural obsession for rodents (i.e chipmunks, goofers, meerkats, sewer rats) touching their private parts

I heard your mom has a chipmunk on her dildo, crazy bitch has roadaphila.

Roadaphila by dirt nasty sewer rat April 21, 2011

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Roadmap

Occurs when you stretch your sack over the face of a camping size flashlight. When you turn on the light, you can see all the roads.

I think we're lost. A roadmap sure would come in handy right about now.

Roadmap by Bradl Miller the third July 31, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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