Roadapple

Noun; a fragrant fruit that grows on pavement. Seeds come from a horse's rear end. The fruit is piled in moist sticky clumps brown-green in color, shades may vary depending on freshness. When very ripe the color is a deep chocolate brown, but the flavor is very distinct from chocolate, gives off a rich aroma of digested hay and oats, texture is soft and moist. also seen as a byproduct of buggy traffic. Useful in making roadapple pies, an Amish delicacy. Can be harvested in Shipshewana.

"I can't wait to visit Shipshewana to smell the scent of fresh roadapples and eat some roadapple pie!"

by I'm Drinking Rum While November 23, 2015

road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

Road Apple Catcher

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

by road apples September 2, 2009

roadamper

under the influence roaming the streets with nowhere to go

you are a roadamper

by ladsonholiday June 24, 2023

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Redapple

A very confusing situation, event, or state of being. Pronounced (Reh- dap- ulled).

Wow this physics class is just redappling today.

Did you read that email? I was positively redappled.

by Pertie & Gertie February 2, 2021