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Roadapple 

Noun; a fragrant fruit that grows on pavement. Seeds come from a horse's rear end. The fruit is piled in moist sticky clumps brown-green in color, shades may vary depending on freshness. When very ripe the color is a deep chocolate brown, but the flavor is very distinct from chocolate, gives off a rich aroma of digested hay and oats, texture is soft and moist. also seen as a byproduct of buggy traffic. Useful in making roadapple pies, an Amish delicacy. Can be harvested in Shipshewana.
"I can't wait to visit Shipshewana to smell the scent of fresh roadapples and eat some roadapple pie!"
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road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.
nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.
road apple by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
Word of the Day on April 19, 2023
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road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.
After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

Redapple 

A very confusing situation, event, or state of being. Pronounced (Reh- dap- ulled).
Wow this physics class is just redappling today.

Did you read that email? I was positively redappled.
Redapple by Pertie & Gertie February 2, 2021

Road Apple

A computer device with an embedded Trojan Horse left in a conspicuous location.
Sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled "payroll data" on the bathroom floor of her company. When she put it in her computer, it launched a Trojan and compromised her computer. She just bit a Road Apple.
Road Apple by Lexlex69 August 15, 2008

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.
This road Apple needs to get out of the way!
Road apple by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020