Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022
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a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.
nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.
by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.
After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."
by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010
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A computer device with an embedded Trojan Horse left in a conspicuous location.
Sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled "payroll data" on the bathroom floor of her company. When she put it in her computer, it launched a Trojan and compromised her computer. She just bit a Road Apple.
by Lexlex69 July 20, 2008
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