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Rice Krispies

An insult that Blood gang members call Raymond Ave. Crips. Also spelled Rice Crispies.

Rice Crispies = Raymond Ave. Crips
Fuck Raymond Ave. Crips = Fuck Rice Krispies!
Rice Krispies by afr3cb January 4, 2010

Condoleeza Rice Krispies 

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
Condoleeza Rice Krispies by clairem December 24, 2008

Rice Krispies Treat 

When a man climaxes on a woman's face and proceeds to throw Rice Krispies on her face so they stick.
Rice Krispies Treat by Todd Branton December 15, 2008

Rice Krispies

Black slang for money. Explained in family guy.
Peter: I want what Cleveland got: an apology and some Rice Krispies.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Well, an apology is out of the question, and I'm assuming "Rice Krispies" is some kind of black slang for money, so here's $10,000.
Rice Krispies by Anita Tit July 2, 2006

Rice Krispies STD 

When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
Rice Krispies STD by Turkeymash October 2, 2014

Rice Krispies

Toasted rice cereal. A Kellogg's brand, it features three moderately terrifying elves on the front of it's blue box.

Though their hats clearly label them as Snap, Crackle, and Pop, it is widely believed to be lie. For one things, these 'elves' have acted as the mascots for the cereal for several decades, leading one to speculate as to how they seem never to age. Do they consume the souls of the leaving, or possibly have access to the infamous Kellog's Immortality Serum? We may never know.

As a cereal, Rice Krispies is rather mediocre. The density of the puffed rice can vary greatly. It seems that the larger the box, the less dense the rice - resulting in a less substantial and less enjoyable meal-time experience. The taste is also fairly bland - people often add sugar to spice things up a bit.
Die Hard wouldn't have been nearly as good if Bruce Willis only had to walk in bare feet over Rice Krispies.
Rice Krispies by Flatuloso April 17, 2004