Turkeymash's definitions

Flarrping

When a fat lady flashes her gigantic ass, grabs her legs and runs around in circles.

I went to the mall, and a huge fat lady was flarrping, and made an entire scene.

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Sorrowfeeder

A person in real life or on the internet that complains about how bad their life is constantly, and expect you to feel bad for them all the time.

"You know that girl Melissa? She's a total sorrowfeeder. She makes her rich life seem so tragic, yet it's so easy not to feel bad for her."

by Turkeymash December 13, 2014

Puberipaphobia

The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.

by Turkeymash December 12, 2014

Foodbation

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.

I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.

by Turkeymash August 25, 2014

Shitocity

The rate at which the human ass can crap. Humans tend to face a low Shitocity. Animals like dogs can have a high Shitocity of 2 poops per five second.

Lord, the fat lady at the bar had the lowest Shitocity rate. I saw her walk out of the bathroom two hours later. I think she watched a Lord of the Rings trilogy in there.

by Turkeymash August 21, 2014

Murdling

When a somewhat logical explanation leads into a very confusing statement/sentence that is illogical.

"It's a sentence enhancer, used for sentences to enhance sentences, while enhancing your sentence that wasn't enhanced by a sentence enhancer," exclaimed Fred. "Fred, please stop your murdling and get to the point!" I said.

by Turkeymash December 23, 2015

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015