13 definitions by Turkeymash

Tyndassinusaphobia

The fear of making love to another person in mid-air while thinking of donkeys.

That girl is amazing, but too bad she won't go sky-diving with me because of Tyndassinusaphobia.

by Turkeymash December 11, 2014

Dickbutter

Another term for saying lubrication. Dickbutter is a funnier and cruder way to say lubrication.

Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.

by Turkeymash December 12, 2014

Murdling

When a somewhat logical explanation leads into a very confusing statement/sentence that is illogical.

"It's a sentence enhancer, used for sentences to enhance sentences, while enhancing your sentence that wasn't enhanced by a sentence enhancer," exclaimed Fred. "Fred, please stop your murdling and get to the point!" I said.

by Turkeymash October 27, 2015

Puberipaphobia

The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.

by Turkeymash December 11, 2014

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Rice Krispies STD

When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!

Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!

by Turkeymash October 2, 2014

Foodbation

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.

I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.

by Turkeymash August 25, 2014