Definitions by Turkeymash

Murdling 

When a somewhat logical explanation leads into a very confusing statement/sentence that is illogical.

"It's a sentence enhancer, used for sentences to enhance sentences, while enhancing your sentence that wasn't enhanced by a sentence enhancer," exclaimed Fred. "Fred, please stop your murdling and get to the point!" I said.

Murdling by Turkeymash December 23, 2015

Smeckledorfed 

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

Smeckledorfed by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

A great way to keep your virginity.

It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by Turkeymash June 24, 2015

Dickbutter 

Another term for saying lubrication. Dickbutter is a funnier and cruder way to say lubrication.

Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.

Dickbutter by Turkeymash December 13, 2014

Sorrowfeeder 

A person in real life or on the internet that complains about how bad their life is constantly, and expect you to feel bad for them all the time.

"You know that girl Melissa? She's a total sorrowfeeder. She makes her rich life seem so tragic, yet it's so easy not to feel bad for her."

Sorrowfeeder by Turkeymash December 13, 2014

Tyndassinusaphobia 

The fear of making love to another person in mid-air while thinking of donkeys.

That girl is amazing, but too bad she won't go sky-diving with me because of Tyndassinusaphobia.

Tyndassinusaphobia by Turkeymash December 12, 2014

Puberipaphobia 

The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.

Puberipaphobia by Turkeymash December 12, 2014