Rezkallah

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The most amazing human being to ever exist. He is just 100% incredible. If you're his friend, you're damn lucky and better protect him with everything you've got or else his best friend is going to come for you. Don't underestimate his best friend.

Rezkallah is goofy and always knows the right thing to say. He is an absolute king and deserves all the respect in the world. He has a cute smile and really nice hair. Oh, and his favorite color is red, so he obviously has taste.

Person 1: yo, did you see Rezkallah today?

Person 2: yeah, he's such an awesome dude!

Rezkallah by Bangchan(real) July 2, 2021

Words you can keep

reallahty

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

reallahty by QuacksO May 25, 2022

Related Words

Rezkallah • rizkallah • rezcallah • rezkalla • reallahty • Rockallah

rizkallah

Rizkallah means "The Sword of God"

That guys a rizkallah, don't mess with him or he'll smite you!

rizkallah by sozos May 12, 2009

rezkalla

Damn where do I get started, prob the sexiest mofo alive and most likely has two gay best friends marcellino and youssef. Both are very annoying still but it's all good. Youssef looks sleepy 24/7 and is predominantly annoying. Marcellino is weak and has no muscles but has a nice car that pulls him females but ends up getting friendzoned 11/10 times...
David is superior

Damn rezkalla is in spanish 3, he's fly af.

rezkalla by Joemama123123g June 20, 2016

rezcallah

L337 KREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all.

"terrorists win, nice work agent rezcallah from israeli L337 krew"

rezcallah by SHAGLER September 11, 2003

Rizkallah

Rizkallah is a caring guy who cares about everyone’s feelings. He has an amazing body and a god like penis. He likes to have fun and he’s an amazing boyfriend. He can take a joke and he is very athletic.

Omg my boyfriend rizkallah is so sexy

Rizkallah by Nigga boy 123 December 1, 2020

Rockallah

The greatest of Rockistan, praise him.

I sacraficed 500 American virgins to Rockallah yesterday, praise Rockallah. Rock'sha'allah!

Rockallah by Vodsky1 July 11, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026