Rezkallah 

The most amazing human being to ever exist. He is just 100% incredible. If you're his friend, you're damn lucky and better protect him with everything you've got or else his best friend is going to come for you. Don't underestimate his best friend.

Rezkallah is goofy and always knows the right thing to say. He is an absolute king and deserves all the respect in the world. He has a cute smile and really nice hair. Oh, and his favorite color is red, so he obviously has taste.

Person 1: yo, did you see Rezkallah today?

Person 2: yeah, he's such an awesome dude!

Rezkallah by Bangchan(real) July 2, 2021

reallahty 

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

reallahty by QuacksO May 25, 2022

rizkallah 

Rizkallah means "The Sword of God"

That guys a rizkallah, don't mess with him or he'll smite you!

rizkallah by sozos May 12, 2009

rezkalla

Damn where do I get started, prob the sexiest mofo alive and most likely has two gay best friends marcellino and youssef. Both are very annoying still but it's all good. Youssef looks sleepy 24/7 and is predominantly annoying. Marcellino is weak and has no muscles but has a nice car that pulls him females but ends up getting friendzoned 11/10 times...
David is superior

Damn rezkalla is in spanish 3, he's fly af.

rezkalla by Joemama123123g June 20, 2016

rezcallah 

L337 KREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that is all.

"terrorists win, nice work agent rezcallah from israeli L337 krew"

rezcallah by SHAGLER September 11, 2003

Rizkallah 

Rizkallah is a caring guy who cares about everyone’s feelings. He has an amazing body and a god like penis. He likes to have fun and he’s an amazing boyfriend. He can take a joke and he is very athletic.

Omg my boyfriend rizkallah is so sexy

Rizkallah by Nigga boy 123 December 1, 2020

Rockallah

The greatest of Rockistan, praise him.

I sacraficed 500 American virgins to Rockallah yesterday, praise Rockallah. Rock'sha'allah!

Rockallah by Vodsky1 July 11, 2021