Revist 

When a dark entity meets you in the astral plane dressed as an angel

I just had a revist and I can't feel my soul

Revist by Omniscience is dead. May 29, 2018

Revitiligo 

Revitiligo is the reverse of vitiligo, a condition which causes depigmentation of the skin. In the case of revitiligo the skin gets darker instead of lighter. The most common known sufferer of revitiligo is Uncle Ruckus from the television program The Boondocks.

"You ever heard of vitiligo? Shoot, well I got revitiligo. Every year my skin seems to get blacker, and darker, and blacker, and then more darker. It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got, lucky bastard."
-Uncle Ruckus

Revitiligo by Jaxonsheppard97 November 26, 2013

yung cash register aka lil broomstick 

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"

Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

yung cash register aka lil broomstick by BeastMaster65 July 17, 2017

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)

User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

fragment consider revising by >:( matt September 1, 2008

Reagan Revisionist

A conservative historian who seeks to white wash Reagen's image to sell to the public in a effort to make popular his ideas that screwed over the general public in favor of the rich.

The traits of a Reagan Revisionist are some of the following
-the ability to over hype Reagan policies and record

-cover up or spin all the controversial aspects of his presidency

-Get angry at and help smear anyone that accurate quotes Reagan or points out something that would make Reagan look bad.

Pointing out the negative aspects to a Reagan Revisionist will result in some serious conservative butthurt

Reagan Revisionist by Libertatis October 8, 2011

Revitaligo 

The opposite of the disease that Michael Jackson has. It causes your skin to become darker.

fictional:source, Boondocks

"I got that REvitaligo, each year my skin just gets blacker and darker, and blacker and then mo darker"
-Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

Revitaligo by Nathan Escher July 27, 2008

baby boomer revision disorder

a problem with baby boomers to think that everything good in the world came from them. In reality, it did not.

Modern computers? Those were invented by cracking the codes of Nazi Germany in World War... that's the Greatest/G.I. Generation.

The Internet? That was created by two men, one born in 1943 and the other in 1938, both well before the baby boom (1946-1965).

World Wide Web? Okay, yes, two British baby boomers invented it originally, BUT...

The MODERN World Wide Web and Internet, with the new end-to-end encryption, WhatsApp, Google, YouTube, Skype, etc.? Those were ALL updated and modified by Generations X and Y (AKA millennials), NOT BOOMERS!

Basically, boomers are not responsible for creating the vast majority of modern technology and society. There was much created WELL BEFORE them that allowed to add their little contribution, and there was much modifying, updating, and innovating that made modern technology work like it is today WELL AFTER them.

Next, boomers will be taking credit for ending WWII (LOL!!!), creating Facebook (ROTFL!!!), and inventing the lightbulb (LMFAOOOOOO!!).

When a Generation Xer or millennial comes up with a device to help the world adapt to global warming and the dangerously changing climate without the human population dying out, then boomers will take credit for that as well. Pathetic. Garbage in, garbage out.

Another example of baby boomer revision disorder is how they think that they were the most revolutionary, badass generation growing up, even though a quick talk with the Silent and Greatest Generation will tell you that these narcissists did absolutely nothing for civil rights or the environment and are still trying to claim all the credit for them.

baby boomer revision disorder by Jaded Generation Y Man September 19, 2017