Retchie 

An outgoing, amazing person. Retchie oftens interact with people and it seems like Retchie is an expert at dealing with them but Retchie is actually a guy who loves peace and hates too much crowd.

Retchie is a funny guy.

Retchie by CheapMaid March 6, 2022

Ritchie Bomb 

When you hit an absolute piss-missile, but it goes 500 feet in the air and doesn’t even clear the infield.

Yea, he hits the shit out the ball, too bad he only hits Ritchie Bombs.

Ritchie Bomb by Jack Chatham January 22, 2021

Ritchie Blackmore 

The arsiest man in rock!

The "Bastard in Black"!

Ritchie Blackmore is the amazing former Deep Purple guitarist best known for his awesome riffs like "Smoke On The Water", "Black Night" and "Burn". He's famous for being a bit temperamental (or sometimes just plain mental with a hot temper)...

Blackmore quit Deep Purple in the mid 70's to start a new heavy rock band called "Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow" with future Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio. The name was later shortened to "Blackmore's Rainbow" and then just plain "Rainbow".

The original Rainbow bass player, keyboard player and drummer were soon replaced by Jimmy Bain (formerly of Street Noise and Harlot), Tony Carey (formerly of Blessings) and Cozy Powell (of everyone else). This is probably the most popular Rainbow lineup.

Ritchie Blackmore now plays guitar (NOT lute!) with Blackmore's Night.

1. Ritchie played guitar with Deep Purple

2. Ritchie Blackmore played guitar with Rainbow

3. Ritchie Blackmore plays guitar with Blackmore's Night.

Ritchie Blackmore by RJD November 21, 2004

Butt Retching

Butt Retching

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When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.

"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."

Butt Retching by tommy two suits June 22, 2014

Rutchie 

1. A rutchie is a path in deep snow made so that the sled or saucer goes through more quickly. 2. A path made with your feet or butt.

Go to the top of the hill and make a rutchie for the rest of us to sled down.

Rutchie by Dr. D. Pro February 23, 2011

Ritchie Cunningham 

To have intercourse while wearing only a sweater and sox, the way Ritchie used to on the classic "Happy Days."

Mary-Beth Allen insisted that Ritchie Cunningham take off only his pants and tighty-whiteys when they screwed. She insisted it made his Pinky Tuscadero seem almost twice as large. It soon became all the rage, thanks to the graffiti on the ladies room wall.

Ritchie Cunningham by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

Ritchie Valens

Ritchie Valens was an amazing man who cared a lot about his music and family. Sadly Ritchie‘s life ended alongside fellow musicians Buddy Holly, J.P. Richardson professionally known as the Big Bopper, on February 3rd, 1959 in clear lake Iowa from a plane crash. Ritchie was terribly afraid of planes ever since his friend was killed by a falling plane when he was younger. If you’re interested in more about Ritchie I suggest watching the 1987 film La Bamba.

R.I.P Ritchie valens you are a legend, just remember, the sky belongs to the stars.

Ritchie Valens by Unkn0wnHuman January 2, 2020