reachieve 

a mix of the words reach and achieve... usually uttered by mistake when intoxicated

who will help me reachieve my goal of shotgunning all these beers?

reachieve by Andy Kim February 15, 2005

Russian Reactive Armour 

It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.

The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.

Russian Reactive Armour by O. W. Tongueincheek March 23, 2023

Push button, Recieve Bacon 

A humorous meme that began with a photo of an electric hand drier with the pictures describing how to use the machine. (One presses the button to begin the airflow) The images looked like they described "Push button to receive bacon"

*Guy looks at hand drier* "Ooh! Look! Push button, Recieve Bacon !"

Push button, Recieve Bacon by Hachiro October 24, 2009

Reactive Listening 

The art of trying to appear to be listening to someone, but just reacting to the last thing they said in an agreeing manner.

I was talking to my buddy Bob about my daily grind with work, and my wife making a big deal about the "hassle" taking our daughter to Disney Land.

He replied with "Yeah, Disney Land can be pretty stressful." ... He totally missed my point, typical Reactive Listening!

Antonym: Active Listening

Reactive Listening by Kuhnaydeein June 30, 2014

Bitch and You Shall Recieve 

When you arent getting what you want in a video game, you promptly complain about the specific item you need, and almost immediately it shows up.

Dammit, I need a healing item! Oh look, first aid spray. Bitch and You Shall Recieve.

Bitch and You Shall Recieve by Dbcw April 23, 2023

recieve 

A common misspelling of "receive". Some smartasses like to "criticize" this mistake, but "they're" usually the ones who make the actually irritating misspelling of many other words.

Look at these morans! 'Their' 'writting' the word receive wrong, but 'there' 'totaly' 'delireious' 'aboot' it! They 'should of' not 'writen' recieve!

recieve by DJDash February 28, 2009

[recieve] 

The spelling bee champion of his 1st grade class above me neglected to correctly spell "acquired", so it seems all of you who are reading this get a double-dose of spelling corrections.

Receive, as you know, means to have aquired something. recieve

[recieve] by JDee123 January 14, 2009