Retardificate

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To make someone or something retarded, or of lower functionality than it was prior to its retardification.

ex1: I just can't bring myself to talk to that hot girl. Every time I get close to her I get retardificated.

ex2: I dropped my laptop yesterday, and now it's all screwed up and retardificated!

Retardificate by celtwolf January 3, 2010

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Retardificate

To make retarded; the act of making one mentally ill; to mentally slow one or more peoples

Tom was going to retardificate Sam but he wimped out and played runescape instead.

Retardificate by daveycman94 October 4, 2009

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recordificate

To record a movie on TV, in the words of George Bush. Created by Frank Caliendo.

Bush: "I'm gonna recordificate this here DVD while I loungeify in this sofa."

recordificate by ***read-my-definition*** August 4, 2008

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Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.

1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

Retardification by The Train Productions October 22, 2008

retardimacated

A word used to express distaste toward something or some action that was not expected or not appropriate. It comes from the word Retarded but is used more as an association to an action or a state of being.

"Dude, that is retardimacated..." or "That was a retardimacated thing to do..."

retardimacated by Aleatore February 19, 2007

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retardifacation

The act of making one retarded

John just went through the process of retardifacation..and how do you feel John?

I WAANNT COOOKIES!!

retardifacation by Requium of Blinding Flame December 22, 2008

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retardificated

wen you are a girl named jaden

my sister she is verry retardificated

retardificated by jfhjsdcas December 24, 2007

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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