Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.

1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

Retardification by The Train Productions October 22, 2008

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Recordification

Recordification is ordinarily a process. The recordification process comes in handy in many aspects of life. Originally developed in Northwest Indiana, the process has caught on and is spreading to all corners of the world. The process is versatile and can be applied in many situations. One can also "recordificate."

Patrick is never able to catch a fish, Evan suggests that he uses the recordification process in hopes of catching one on the next trip.

Recordification by NWI55 February 19, 2014

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Retardication

2 or more stupid people having intercourse

That was some serious retardication when Keanu Reeves was doing Paula Abdul back in the 80s.

Retardication by Da Man with a Plan December 13, 2007

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Retardilization

The specific moment in time a person realizes they've done something retarded. This word could be considered a broader generalization of phrases like "blonde moment" or "brain fart" etc. This also could apply to a third party as they notice someone having their moment. This would be a "retardilization" as well.

Retard - "2+2 equals 1...wait...its four! Boy im dumb. +retarded chuckle+

Ruyai - "Did you just have a retardilization you retard? I know i did! Bwahahaha!"

Retardilization by Ruyai October 2, 2009