Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.

1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

Retardification by The Train Productions October 22, 2008

Recordification 

Recordification is ordinarily a process. The recordification process comes in handy in many aspects of life. Originally developed in Northwest Indiana, the process has caught on and is spreading to all corners of the world. The process is versatile and can be applied in many situations. One can also "recordificate."

Patrick is never able to catch a fish, Evan suggests that he uses the recordification process in hopes of catching one on the next trip.

Recordification by NWI55 February 19, 2014

Retardication 

2 or more stupid people having intercourse

That was some serious retardication when Keanu Reeves was doing Paula Abdul back in the 80s.

Retardication by Da Man with a Plan December 13, 2007

Retardilization

The specific moment in time a person realizes they've done something retarded. This word could be considered a broader generalization of phrases like "blonde moment" or "brain fart" etc. This also could apply to a third party as they notice someone having their moment. This would be a "retardilization" as well.

Retard - "2+2 equals 1...wait...its four! Boy im dumb. +retarded chuckle+

Ruyai - "Did you just have a retardilization you retard? I know i did! Bwahahaha!"

Retardilization by Ruyai October 2, 2009

retardifacation 

The act of making one retarded

John just went through the process of retardifacation..and how do you feel John?

I WAANNT COOOKIES!!

retardifacation by Requium of Blinding Flame December 22, 2008

retarfication 

the process of becoming a retarf

you're a retarf and you have went through retarfication

retarfication by BOBISAWESOME98 January 13, 2011

quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

quantum retardinization by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019