retardified

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded

Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.

retardified by KyleJCrb July 4, 2004

Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.

He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.

Retardified by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013

retardified

Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend

I drank so much, im retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified

retardified by billy and bob November 9, 2007

retardified

A person that isn't a retard, but acts like it.

"Hey, just because your retardified, it doesn't mean you should do less work!"

retardified by Sarah March 20, 2004

Retardified

When you so tired you act high or retarded.

Me: Shit, we were so retardified last night.

Buddy: Shit.

Retardified by Duanerough August 12, 2009

Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.

1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

Retardification by The Train Productions October 22, 2008

Retardificate 

To make someone or something retarded, or of lower functionality than it was prior to its retardification.

ex1: I just can't bring myself to talk to that hot girl. Every time I get close to her I get retardificated.

ex2: I dropped my laptop yesterday, and now it's all screwed up and retardificated!

Retardificate by celtwolf January 3, 2010