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for when you are a retard who cannot spell "response" correctly
person 1: "how do you spell response?"
person 2: "r-e-s-p-o-n-c-e responce"
person 3: "excuse me what the fuck?"
Responce by 349271 May 14, 2019
Tendency to keep things as it were. Maintaining status quo.
Reporter: Incumbent Vladimir Putin won reelection for his second consecutive term in office!
Protesters: Respotism at its best.
Respotism by ElishaJ February 4, 2022

Plasma emergency responce team

Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy

Resputnik 

To interrupt someone with a work related discussion or meeting when they are either (a) just about to leave to go and get a coffee on a break with others, or (b) on their way out to take a coffee break with others, thereby delaying the whole group.
"We were just on our way out to get a coffee, when he got resputniked "
Resputnik by Jimmy Elsewhere April 12, 2017

call and responce 

Verb; the characteristic in hip hop to "sample" from, in this case, Gospel audience participation where the pulpit askes for a responce to a question or revelent matter and those in attendence respond with affirmation.
"... a couple whoop c'monin' on Cuz, here it comes... Homies; "WHOOP WHOOP"......
A reaction, as that of an organism or a mechanism, to a specific stimulus.
Responce as in: It's Responce You noob, not Response!

Or as in, Riphal is a noob.
responce by Favio April 22, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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