Resputnik

To interrupt someone with a work related discussion or meeting when they are either (a) just about to leave to go and get a coffee on a break with others, or (b) on their way out to take a coffee break with others, thereby delaying the whole group.

"We were just on our way out to get a coffee, when he got resputniked "

Resputnik by Jimmy Elsewhere April 12, 2017

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soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus by Some things have balls June 6, 2018