by Greenteamann January 4, 2017
Get the Resported mug.To deliberately respond slowly to an instant message conversation online in an attempt to frustrate, annoy, or make the co-respondent jealous by appearing to be juggling many conversations at the same time or to project the impression of being too busy to reply in a timely manner. This is typically achieved by putting one's phone down and performing other tasks knowing full well the other party to the conversation is hanging on waiting for an immediate reply, and that aforementioned person is edging towards homicidal thoughts towards the instigator.
"I was having a WhatsApp conversation with Mary last night and she slow responsed me throughout the conversation"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"
by badzilla September 17, 2014
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Resported
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• This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
• Restarted
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A secret substitute for the “r” word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into “restarted”.
by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018
Get the Restarted mug.The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
Get the This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. mug.Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.
Usually, it's just a joke.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.
Usually, it's just a joke.
A: I hate niggers
B: reported.
C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.
B: reported.
C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.
by JyL. September 27, 2005
Get the reported mug.Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.
by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017
Get the blocked and reported mug.A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.
by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007
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