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researchurfing 

Surfing the Web specifically on research and reference websites like wikipedia, usually for fun and entertainment. Someone who likes trivia and finds learning information an interest would be the type of person to researchurf. Researching just for the sake of learning something new.
"That geek was researchurfing for hours!"
researchurfing by JoshyC February 4, 2009

researcherbright

Tiktoker with a couple thousand followers online. Literally just shitposts about feds and science.
"did you see that new post about physics?"

"Oh yeah it was on researcherbright account right?"

Zoomer Researched 

When a Gen Z individual or someone from a younger generation shares information they've researched or they think they know, which is already widely known or experienced by older generations.
"Jenny was on Wikipedia reading about the Berlin Wall and became an expert. When she told her father about the fall of the Berlin Wall there were numerous amounts of inaccuracies, she did not realize he had witnessed the event on television back in 1989." "Ay looks like your facts are Zoomer Researched".

Aggresesive Researcher 

An Aggresesive Researcher is someone who researches for a television comedy panel in an assertive way, but has the inability to spell.

The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.
Someone who follows the researching line, in an assertive way, but cannot spell, is an aggresesive researcher

O'riely researchers 

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass
"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

Researcher 

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.
Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.