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researchurfing 

Surfing the Web specifically on research and reference websites like wikipedia, usually for fun and entertainment. Someone who likes trivia and finds learning information an interest would be the type of person to researchurf. Researching just for the sake of learning something new.
"That geek was researchurfing for hours!"
researchurfing by JoshyC February 4, 2009

researcherbright

Tiktoker with a couple thousand followers online. Literally just shitposts about feds and science.
"did you see that new post about physics?"

"Oh yeah it was on researcherbright account right?"

Zoomer Researched 

When a Gen Z individual or someone from a younger generation shares information they've researched or they think they know, which is already widely known or experienced by older generations.
"Jenny was on Wikipedia reading about the Berlin Wall and became an expert. When she told her father about the fall of the Berlin Wall there were numerous amounts of inaccuracies, she did not realize he had witnessed the event on television back in 1989." "Ay looks like your facts are Zoomer Researched".

Aggresesive Researcher 

An Aggresesive Researcher is someone who researches for a television comedy panel in an assertive way, but has the inability to spell.

The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.
Someone who follows the researching line, in an assertive way, but cannot spell, is an aggresesive researcher

O'riely researchers 

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass
"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

Researcher 

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.
Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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