Researchner

A faggot who sits in the balcony in the Psych 100 class

Look at that god damn researchner up there!

by mattster of words October 21, 2010

researchurfing

Surfing the Web specifically on research and reference websites like wikipedia, usually for fun and entertainment. Someone who likes trivia and finds learning information an interest would be the type of person to researchurf. Researching just for the sake of learning something new.

"That geek was researchurfing for hours!"

by JoshyC February 4, 2009

researcherbright

Tiktoker with a couple thousand followers online. Literally just shitposts about feds and science.

"did you see that new post about physics?"

"Oh yeah it was on researcherbright account right?"

by ihatetiktokers June 5, 2021

Zoomer Researched

When a Gen Z individual or someone from a younger generation shares information they've researched or they think they know, which is already widely known or experienced by older generations.

"Jenny was on Wikipedia reading about the Berlin Wall and became an expert. When she told her father about the fall of the Berlin Wall there were numerous amounts of inaccuracies, she did not realize he had witnessed the event on television back in 1989." "Ay looks like your facts are Zoomer Researched".

by volitional May 9, 2023

Aggresesive Researcher

An Aggresesive Researcher is someone who researches for a television comedy panel in an assertive way, but has the inability to spell.

The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.

Someone who follows the researching line, in an assertive way, but cannot spell, is an aggresesive researcher

by FamilyGuy1976 October 21, 2010

O'riely researchers

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass

"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

by cole clippard January 8, 2007

Researcher

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.

Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.

by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020