Researcher 

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.

Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.

Researcher by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020

Researcher 

A paedophile. The term originates from Chris Langham's court defense when charged with downloading child pornography summer 2007. Langham claimed the images were downloaded as research for a charachter in a comedy sketch show he was writing.

He had to stop teaching primary school after he was outed as a researcher

Researcher by Hamilton Cork September 2, 2007

Aggresesive Researcher 

An Aggresesive Researcher is someone who researches for a television comedy panel in an assertive way, but has the inability to spell.

The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.

Someone who follows the researching line, in an assertive way, but cannot spell, is an aggresesive researcher

Aggresesive Researcher by FamilyGuy1976 October 21, 2010

UI researcher

A person who uses common sense and his brain. Actually a product designer who doesn’t want to be associated anymore with the questionable flamboyant work of people on Dribbble.

"Dude, your design is too clean. It needs more pop and colors!"
"As a UI researcher, let me tell you my design does exactly what it's supposed to do."

UI researcher by herrhaase September 18, 2019

Authorised Researcher 

Someone who passed uni with a C grade average.

I am an Authorised Researcher and I lie to people for a living.

Authorised Researcher by nunyabusinessbro February 11, 2021

dancing researcher

A person who gathers tiny out of context bits of information from the internet and uses them to support his decision

A biased researcher is a dancing researcher

dancing researcher by Wafflebuddy January 15, 2024

Social Media Researcher (SMR) 

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

Social Media Researcher (SMR) by Corsters May 20, 2025