Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.
Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.
by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020
Get the Researcher mug.A paedophile. The term originates from Chris Langham's court defense when charged with downloading child pornography summer 2007. Langham claimed the images were downloaded as research for a charachter in a comedy sketch show he was writing.
by Hamilton Cork September 2, 2007
Get the Researcher mug.An Aggresesive Researcher is someone who researches for a television comedy panel in an assertive way, but has the inability to spell.
The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.
The first aggresesive researcher was Rob Brown of Mediaworks, New Zealand, whilst working on 7 Days. He was accused, by Dai Henwood of being an aggressive lover as he worked really fast and had little outbursts of excitement. His title was changed on the show to Aggressive Researcher, but failed in the spelling arena.
Someone who follows the researching line, in an assertive way, but cannot spell, is an aggresesive researcher
by FamilyGuy1976 October 21, 2010
Get the Aggresesive Researcher mug.A person who uses common sense and his brain. Actually a product designer who doesn’t want to be associated anymore with the questionable flamboyant work of people on Dribbble.
"Dude, your design is too clean. It needs more pop and colors!"
"As a UI researcher, let me tell you my design does exactly what it's supposed to do."
"As a UI researcher, let me tell you my design does exactly what it's supposed to do."
by herrhaase September 18, 2019
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Get the Authorised Researcher mug.A person who gathers tiny out of context bits of information from the internet and uses them to support his decision
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Get the dancing researcher mug.SMR (Social Media Researcher)
Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.
A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.
They're not creepy - they're curious.
They're not obsessive - they're efficient.
They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.
A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.
They're not creepy - they're curious.
They're not obsessive - they're efficient.
They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:
"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"
"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"
"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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