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RescuePeriority
Superior smugness exhibited by people who adopt dogs and cats from rescue shelters as opposed to those who get their pets from breeders.
Cocoa is a rescue dog I adopted from the shelter. People who buy from dog breeders are so pretentious and selfish ycet are nowhere near as annoying as my RescuePeriority.
RescuePeriority by EightBall March 16, 2015
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Rescute • Rescue • Rescue Randy • Rescue Me • Rescue Wife • respute • Rescateer • rescue 911 • Rescue Annie • Rescue Balls
Sean Penn to the rescue!
A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.
Sean Penn to the rescue! by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020
rescue dick
The showing off of one's prowess as an animal rescue, shelter, or other organization by making statements that the work you have done so far outweighs the work all others on the planet have done.
Barbara showed me her rescue dick when she said "I have personally rescued thousands of cats and spent $16000 dollars of my own money to do it"
rescue dick by RescueDick August 29, 2015
rescue chip
My tortilla chip busted when I tried to load it with extra salsa so I gotta get a rescue chip to recover the pieces.
rescue chip by Qeqeneq May 1, 2009
Word of the Day on May 3, 2009
bingai rescue
An insurmountable effort to change a repeatition of conflicting situations that will eventually be solved without any much doing at all to begin with.
It is almost a bingai rescue effort to change the way Jack is. (Jack is a Veteran War hero with PTSD but with a future all at his own hands).
bingai rescue by zenamilkaze December 13, 2017
Rescue Plane
During an Eiffel Tower, when a girl's pussy gets so tight that a dick gets stuck in either the pussy or anus, and another dick (rescue plane), comes in from whatever hole is open to shock the girl and open up the other hole
Always be careful when you're Eiffel towering, I went first, got stuck, and needed the rescue plane to get it out
Rescue Plane by Pharr July 20, 2016
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026