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A beautiful wife, or thoroughbred, who is broken or has issues. Like a rescue purebred you cannot otherwise afford or deserve once purchased you realise he/she has had a traumatic life and will require extra attention and care for the life of the marriage.
You are an average looking guy with and average income but have somehow landed a knockout. She is probably a rescue wife with history.
by davesandiego February 23, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.
She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife
by zevg December 19, 2016
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