Reportard

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.

Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.

by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

reported

Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.

Usually, it's just a joke.

A: I hate niggers
B: reported.

C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.

by JyL. September 27, 2005

blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

reportress

A female sports reporter with little or no understanding of the sport she is covering. Often found grazing the sidelines in tight pants and revealing tops, reportresses hunt down coaches and players in hopes of baffling them with moronic, sports-related questions.

I thought the girl was a real reporter, but when she asked the coach whether he wanted to win the game, I knew she was just a reportress.

by Bob Stash January 19, 2011

Repubtard

(Noun) 1.One who believes the ice age existed and global warming was a myth. 2. One whos main source for information is Fox News, Breitbart, and fellow Repubtards. 3. One who calls progressives 'fascist' and 'snowflake' yet goes on almost constant political tirades, repeating a great deal of Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh.

Look at the Repubtard, holding on to the old, dogmatic, backwards ways he hates, for his fear of being unique.

by Justpeople77 December 12, 2018